Front Page Headlines in Yesterday's Korean Newspaper: "Korea Dominates Lesser Countries in the Olympics" and "Graduation Rates are Climbing".
Front Page Headlines in Yesterday's Wall Street Journal: "Georgia Routed as Peace Bid Fails" and "For Putin, a Line in the Sand"
What this Means: America needs to relax. It has its panties bunched so far up its anus that it looks like an invisible doctor is giving it a prostate exam. Take a hit from Korea and have a Ding Dong.
Personal News: I got a haircut?