Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I Like Norm

Question of the Day: Is it wrong for me to want China to win the overall medal count, but have less gold medals than the US just to see how Americans react? As far as I know, America is the only country that ranks the nations by overall medals and not gold.

Roast of Bob Saget: not hilarious, but it had its moments. As always, Gilbert Gottfried was the funniest roaster and everyone remembered that Norm MacDonald doesn't need to say funny things to be funny.

Favorite Awkward Norm Quote of the Night: "Now Bob has a beautiful face like a flower. Yeah... a cauliflower. No offense, but... your face... looks... like a cauliflower."

Favorite Gilbert Quote of the Night: "Now, a lot of you are saying, 'Why did we pick Bob Saget? Why should we pick Bob Saget, who raped and killed a girl in 1990? Should we even waste two seconds on Bob Saget, who raped and killed a girl in 1990?' Well, first of all, it's not true. It's not true that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990. So if you have any proof that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990, stop gossiping and go right to the police with it."

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