Mexicans: Today I went to a local deli with Sara and there was a mexican guy at the counter. Now, I'm one of those people that like to ask the deli people to recommend me a food item, but this is really hard when they don't speak English. So instead of getting a delicious and highly recommended sandwich, I had to go through the painstaking process of making my own. For the uninitiated, ordering a sandwich at a deli is slightly more complicated than multivariable calculus. But being the brave man that I am, I ordered a turkey, lettuce, champagne mustard, and some cheese I'd never heard of and can't remember. The sandwich was terrible and the bread was too hard, so in a less than manly maneuver, I ended up trading half of my hero for Sara's cucumber salad. Moral of this story? Do not hire english-impaired workers if you own a deli.
Salad is for girly men.photo: Laurel Fan