Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I Like Teams that Don't Suck So Much

Toothpaste Update: If you squeeze from the bottom to extract the paste instead of the middle, the tube works so much better. For one thing, you don't have to waste all your time squeezing the leftover content of your tube before throwing it out. Also, if you squeeze out too much by accident, releasing your grip will suck the excess toothpaste back into the tube.

What if the Onion News Network was an actual cable news network. How absolutely insane would that be? I think a lot of people wouldn't know that the news was fake.


Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

Speaking of football: Colts had a very disappointing game on Saturday. Manning sucked, Harrison sucked, Wayne sucked, Addai sucked, offensive line sucked, and that guy who replaced Jeff Saturday sucked as well. In all seriousness, I'm not even sure why everyone showed up if they were just going to lose. The Colts are arguably one of top three teams in football right now (the other two being Pats and Chargers, though we'll have to see what happens to the Pats without Brady), and it's absolutely unacceptable to be beaten by such a terrible team like the Bears.

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