Chinese: At my local Chinese restaurant, they only serve crackers to the white people. Oh, the delicious irony.
Tu Casa: Victorian houses scare me. The only time I would enjoy living in a Victorian house is Halloween, and even then, not so much because I don't celebrate Halloween.
Communications: What's the point of video chatting? Is it to make people feel awkward? Because if it is, then it is working perfectly!
If I was alive during the salem witch trials, I would totally have searched these houses first.
photo: Oracio Alvarado