Quest for the Nobel Prize: Today, I will solve the obesity epidemic that is prevalent in America and I'm sure will spread to other countries as they themselves become wealthier. I will do this by giving some advice to fat people. Fat people, chew your food more! I lost about 20 pounds after I started chewing my food properly. Don't be in such a hurry to wolf down that big mac, big man. This may seem like pretty obvious advice, but you'd be surprised how many times I see people just showing their sandwich down their throat.
You can thank me later.
Speaking of shoving things down your throat...