Islam: Have you guys noticed that Muslim women wearing hijabs look like ninjas? It's like every day is Halloween for them. You know, without the candy or the front yard full of toilet paper.
Full House: Joey is not actually related to anyone else in the house. How creepy.
Animals: Gorillas can die of loneliness. Like Old Greg!
On an unrelated note: Attention, White House officials. Please do not leave Obama in a room by himself.