Monday, January 5, 2009

I Like Combinations

Candy: Eating hard candy is like chinese water torture. The small doses of sugar come at irregular intervals to drive a sucker mad. And forget about lollipops! They might as well peddle cherry flavored wax sticks because I always end up eating about half the stick anyways.

Question of the day: Is soft candy every type of candy that's not hard candy?

Useless: My briefcase has a lock, but it's a two number combination so at most, a robber would only have to try it 100 times. Then again, I'm thinking if a robber steals my briefcase, he can probably just tear it open and not bother with the lock...

And still not as bad as hard candy.

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