Q: you know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes?
A: because he uses the best ingredients.
A guy crashes into a dwarfs car, the dwarf gets out of his car and walks up to the mans window and says "I'm not happy"and the guy responds "Well which one are you?"
A jew, a christian, and a muslim are all on a plane. they have a very nice enjoyable flight and land at their destination safely and on time.