Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I Like Bruce Lee

Here are my favorite Chuck Norris Facts.

* Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
* Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.
* Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie.
* Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.
* Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.


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