Toothpaste Update: Apparently, my toothpaste has a "great regular flavor". At least, that's what the box says. What does that even mean anyways? What exactly is a "regular" flavor? What arrogant stock of toothpaste intelligentsia decided that one flavor of toothpaste was going to be regular and all the other flavors were going to be irregular? I don't know who works for Crest Toothpaste's labeling department, but that guy needs to be replaced immediately.