I hate Barack Obama. During his inauguration, they canceled Scrubs so that they could show his stupid parade. This week, they're showing his "state of the union" nonsense instead of a new episode. There's only one explanation for it: Obama hates Zach Braff. So, in my furious anger, I have decided to start a Reasons to Hate Obama List.
Reasons to Hate Obama
- He hates Zach Braff.