Monday, May 25, 2009

I Like Ethnic Food

Have you guys tried Ethiopian food?


Neither have they.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

I Like Being Back

So I was listening to the radio today and the announcer says: "There was a lot of action last night [pause for sexual innuendo to sink in] for firefighters as a fire burned throughout..."

I have to ask. Is this really the appropriate time for a pun? What's next?

"Residents of 15 North Patterson street raised their hands in air like they just didn't care [pause for comedic effect] before being brutually shot down in a triple homicide this morning."

Friday, May 15, 2009

I Like Not Awkwardness

Dividers between urinals should be mandatory.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

I Like Cat Dissection

Monetarists don't promote the use of monetary policy. What?!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I Like Breaking the Seals

Two more days left, you guys!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I Like Not Studying

Almost done with AP's, you guys! After that, maybe my posts will stop being so crappy and return to their usual mediocrity.

Monday, May 11, 2009

I Like Braffing

The drought continues. In honor of the end of Scrubs, here are some Zach Braff quotes.

"I don't see what the big deal is, we call that Tuesday on the set of Scrubs." - Zach Braff on Two Girls One Cup

"I'm just saying, if I grew a beard, how many people could honestly tell the difference?" - Zach Braff on Jesus Christ

"I haven't been this excited about something from Germany since the creation of the Nazi party!" - Zach Braff on the "ShamWow!"

Sunday, May 10, 2009

I Like Pugh

Ha ha ha ha. This guy's last name is Poo.

(You guys, /b/ isn't really working, so I don't actually have any more clever pictures.)

Saturday, May 9, 2009

I Like Bubblegum

3Drealms, the company that makes Duke Nukem shut down! I guess they'll have to change the catch phrase from "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum" to "I can't afford bubblegum because I don't have a job anymore."

Friday, May 8, 2009

I Like Charlie Chaplin

Though his example of the perfect person had blonde hair and blue eyes, Hitler had neither.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

I Like Linux

Oxymoron of the day: Microsoft Works

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I Like Bonchon Better

Black people love their fried chicken.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I Like Ruining People's Childhoods

There was a man who had a dog and Bingo was his name, oh!
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and Bingo was his name, oh!
In the song, is Bingo the name of the man or the dog?

Happy Children's Day.

Monday, May 4, 2009

I Like My Newfound Popularity

You guys! SMBC basically just stole from yesterday's post. Does this mean that Zach Weiner reads my blog? I think yes.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

I Like Minesweeper

New York Times blogger said yesterday about the Kentucky Derby, "If I had to pick a last-place finisher , it would be Mine That Bird."

Today, Mine That Bird came in first place.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

I Like Measuring Things

Q: Which device do you use to measure how much someone likes small children?

A: A pedometer.

Friday, May 1, 2009

I Like Not Caring

It should be a federal offense.