Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Dr. Pepper is cherry cola, right? So what the hell is Cherry Dr. Pepper?
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Sunday, June 21, 2009

I wonder if living in Missouri is miserable.
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Saturday, June 20, 2009

I Like Not Having the Same Name as Countries in the Axis of Evil

I was reading the journal today and I saw the headline: U.S. Fortifies Hawaii to Meet Threat From Korea. And I thought, people need to stop referring to North Korea as just Korea. It's giving South Koreans a bad reputation. It's bad enough having a trigger happy, missile launching, edge of the edge dictatorship living on top of us, we do not need people confusing us with them.

There are so many things you could call North Korea:
  • Evildoer Korea
  • Missile Launching Korea
  • Leisure Suit Korea

But just "Korea" is not one of them.

Side Note: Kim Jong Il? More like Kim Jong Troll! Amirite?
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Friday, June 19, 2009

I Hate Obama Part 2

Guess what, you guys? The stimulus plan failed! Unemployment rates are significantly higher than what the Obama administration promised they would be if the stimulus plan was passed. Biden, being the weasel that he is, tries to shift the blame, saying "Everyone guessed wrong."

However, that's clearly not true.

Becker and Murphy had an article in the Wall Street Journal back in February saying exactly what was wrong with the stimulus plan.

So in reality, it wasn't "everyone" that guessed wrong. When you ignore the economic advice of Nobel Laureates like Gary Becker, you shouldn't blame anyone except yourself.

Reasons to Hate Obama
  1. He hates Zach Braff.
  2. He hates disabled people.
  3. He hates people who have jobs and ignores people who offer sound economic advice.

US Whig poster showing unemployment in 1837Image via Wikipedia

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